Hey guys, what's good? (:
I'm Fern.

> My life is a series of antics and bullshit.
And I love it.

> My family is...unique. We're about as functional as a clogged toilet.
And I serve as a plunger.

> My passion lies in too many places at once.
I love film and screenwriting.
I doodle on just about everything I own.
Cutting and dyeing hair is my life's purpose.
I love candid photography and messing around with other people's cameras.

> I want to find love and make tons of babies. Kids are amazing.

> Bunnies and cats are my obsession.
I love anything fuzzy, petite, and cuddly :D

> I kissed a girl. And I liked it. But her chapstick was minty.

> Music is a must for me.
Piano since I was tall enough to reach one,
Guitar for the past 4 years,
And singing in the shower DOES count.

> There are few genres of music I DON'T listen to.

> I'm very affectionate to all my friends, close or not.
Kisses and hugs make the world go 'round.

> Sometimes, I'm mean and mess with people,
Just to push their buttons and get a reaction.
It's not because I dislike you.
It's just my way to get a feel for who you are.

> I love makeup. My face is my canvas.

> Cigarettes are my anti-stress. Judge me for it if you want.
I know it's cancer in a stick.
But sometimes, sickness tastes too good to resist.

> Make me laugh and I'll return the favor.
I'd die without humor. It's what keeps my heart pumping.

> I'm 4'10" and proud of my midgety stature.
Don't fuck with funsized chicks, dawg.

> I express myself in weird ways.
People that know me best are used to it,
Even if they don't fully understand it, and accept me for how I am.

> Please don't call me emo, scene whore, punk, goth, etc.
They are states of mind, not defined by how I dress or look.
My name is Fern. Call me as such.

Lovelovelove. :3

Art, Photography, Film, Doodling, Fashion, Cosmetology, Hair, Jumping in Puddles, Cats, Kisses, Italian Food, Kinky Sex, Meditation, Piano, Pastels, Cigarettes, Hugs, Guitar, The Interweb, Thrift Shopping, more kinky sex, Computers, Giggles, Perversion, Tall People, Childishness, Nonsense, Sushi, Poking, Coffee, Bananas, Penguins, Cuddling, Star Wars, Terrible Porn, Sleeping, DDR, Fags, Dikes, Homos, Queer-o-sexuals, Trannies, Free Love, Peace and stuff, Canada

Silversun Pickups, Paramore, Otep, The Agonist, A Day To Remember, Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Silverstein, Chevelle, Disturbed, Diecast, My Chemical Romance, Nonpoint, AFI, Rise Against, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Kill Hannah, The Devil Wears Prada, Kelly Clarkson, Rihanna, M.I.A., Imogen Heap, Tegan & Sara, Evanescence, Blondie, Thin Lizzy, Fleetwood Mac, The Cranberries, Hootie and the Blowfish, Weezer, Fuel, Seether, Blue Oyster Cult, The Misfits, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Queen, Led Zeppelin, REM, Aerosmith, Van Halen, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, The White Stripes, Nickasaur!, The Ready Set, Tokio Hotel, Augustana, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, Eric Hutchinson, Black Flag, The Offspring, Underoath, Coldplay, Dope, Alice In Chains, Filter, Grand Funk Railroad, CCR, The Police, The Ramones, Twisted Sister, Korn, Flyleaf, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Marilyn Manson, Senses Fail, Van Morisson, Blink 182, Metallica, Skillet, Jimmy Soul, The Lonely Island, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Deathstars, Breaking Benjamin, Kings Of Leon, Katy Perry, 3OH!3, Kimya Dawson, Incubus, Panic At The Disco, Belle & Sebastian, All Time Low, Newfound Glory, Story of The Year, Meg & Dia, Cage The Elephant, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Ben Kweller, The Ting Tings, The Kills, Iggy And The Stooges, The Kinks, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Maximum The Hormone, Counting Crows, Attack Attack!, Four Year Strong, System Of A Down, The Violent Femmes, Genghis Tron, Linkin Park, The Used, As I Lay Dying, Bullet For My Valentine, Bob Dylan, Plain White T's, Demon Hunter, Combichrist, Destroy The Runner, Sublime, Mustard Plug, Rancid, The Almost, Blaqk Audio, Thrice, Bobby Gold, Arctic Monkeys.

Little Miss Sunshine. The Underworld Series. Harry Potter. Lord Of The Rings. Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz. REPO! The Genetic Opera. Rent. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Four Brothers. 30 Days Of Night. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Fun with Dick and Jane. Juno. Saved! Defiance. Children Of Men. Pulse. X-Men. The Resident Evil Series. The Prestige. Anything with Michael Caine in it. The Dark Knight. Luther. A Knight's Tale. The Brothers Grimm. Brokeback Mountain. Cloverfield. Doomsday. Princess Mononoke. Howl's Moving Castle. V for Vendetta. Nausica: Valley of The Wind. Kiki's Delivery Service. Finding Nemo.

Psshh. Supernatural is my life. Family Guy. What I Like About You. South Park. Futurama. How I Met Your Mother. Sesame Street. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. All that good stuff from my childhood. Infomercials.

Stephen King and David Sedaris define life itself.